Best 234 quotes of Ashleigh Brilliant on MyQuotes

Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

Do you believe in apathy at first sight?

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.

Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.

I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.