Best 86 quotes in «crap quotes» category

They sell crap to buy you.

They tell you: Follow your dreams. Listen to your spirit. Change the world. Make your mark. Find your inner voice and make it sing. Embrace failure. Dream. Dream and dream big. As a matter of fact, dream and don’t stop dreaming until your dream comes true. I think that’s crap. I think a lot of people dream. And while they are busy dreaming, the really happy people, the really successful people, the really interesting, powerful, engaged people? Are busy doing.

Thinking how every day is like tossing an egg. At any moment we may find our selves saying OH CRAP!

You're one to talk about talking crap, Forester." Dunstan's voice interrupts the memory, and I can't help but feel a little grateful. "Accusing my dad of poisoning the swamp? What a bunch of bull." "It's not bull,"I snarl. "Your dad's dumping trash into the swamp and you know it!" Dunstan finally loses it and stands up. The boat tilts dangerously. Melanie and the twins shriek, grasping the sides like they're glued to them. "You two sit down this minute!" Babette bellows. She's holding onto the motor for dear life. Neither of us listens. "You wanna run that by me again?" Dunstan growls. His fingers curl into fists. "Your. Dad. Is. Poisoning. The. Swamp." I let each word out slowly like Dunstan's a dumb little kid who needs help understanding.

Seropusly, why do flies line up in the sky every time someone lies? Hovering over they long to take the shit out from where It belongs so They compete to eat it alive.

90 percent of Indian cinema is crap

All great adventures have moments that are really crap.

All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

Don't be evil is a load of crap.

A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.

Can you believe this crap ?

Climate change is crap.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship - and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap.

Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won.

Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

Get stewed:Books are a load of crap.

I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.

I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs.

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

I hear about actors being exterior actors and actors being instinctual actors and I always think it's crap. Anybody who knows anything about it knows that good actors do both - they do inside-outward and they do outside-inward. You can't not do both.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

I'm crap and a fatty.

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.

I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .

Motivation is a lotta crap.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.

Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.