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    There are ways of dying that don't end in funerals. Types of death you can't smell.

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    There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I'll go to South America and live among the Pemon people and meditate. When the time is right, they can throw my body into the volcano.

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    There wasn't a funeral per se. I buried [Gilda Radner] 3 miles from her house that she had bought just shortly before we met. It was an old house, old colonial house, 1734. And there were just a few friends at the funeral, a nonsectarian cemetery. And an old friend of hers from junior high school or high school was the rabbi in town, and he performed the service.

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    These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.

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    The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget: but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open - this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude.

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    The soul comes from without into the human body, as into a temporary abode, and it goes out of it anew it passes into other habitations, for the soul is immortal." "It is the secret of the world that all things subsist and do not die, but only retire a little from sight and afterwards return again. Nothing is dead; men feign themselves dead, and endure mock funerals... and there they stand looking out of the window, sound and well, in some strange new disguise.

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    There is no such thing as the pursuit of happiness, but there is the discovery of joy.

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    The slaying of multitudes should be mourned with sorrow. A victory should be celebrated with the funeral rite.

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    Thousands of people are being buried and no one attends the funerals,' said one of the soldiers. 'In peacetime it's the other way round: one coffin and a hundred people carrying flowers.

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    the time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre

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    Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.

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    Those who bequeath unto themselves a pompous funeral, are at just so much expense to inform the world of something that had much better be concealed; namely, that their vanity has survived themselves.

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    Until the day of his death no man can be sure of his courage.

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    Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral.

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    The wheel of Time wrote the first half of the poetry of mass destruction on the black board of the ashes of a funeral ground by dint of a pair of pens of nuclear bombs.

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    To plot is to live. […] We start out lives in chaos, in babble. As we surge up into the world, we try to devise a shape, a plan. There is dignity in this. Your whole life is a plot, a scheme, a diagram. It is a failed scheme but that's not the point. To plot is to affirm life, to seek shape and control. Even after death, most particularly after death, the search continues. Burial rites are an attempt to complete the scheme, in ritual. Picture a state funeral, Jack. It is all precision, detail, order, design. The nation holds its breath. - (WN 292)

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    we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too large, and, frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't.

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    Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale.

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    We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependents, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the immigrant-descended population. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.

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    We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: "Too bad we can't get together more often".

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    We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens and duty calls, we go smiling to our own funeral.

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    We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?

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    We are not content to pass away entirely from the scenes of our delight; we would leave, if but in gratitude, a pillar and a legend.

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    What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America to attend her funeral.

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    Whatever you think matters - doesn't. Follow this rule, and you will add decades to your life.

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    What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral.

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    We were at another funeral party. I wasn’t sure who had died this time, but it was a suicide, and upsetting because it was completely out of season. No on killed themselves in summertime. It was rude.

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    What we do every St. Patty's day, which is wear green and drink a lot of Guinness. And maybe cry a little bit and laugh, and everyone will have to sing a song. That's how every funeral, christening, and wedding ends up in Ireland. Everyone ends up having to sing a song by the end of it.

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    Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.

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    When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children; I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack.

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    When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

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    What seems to us but dim funeral tapers may be heaven's distant lamps.

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    When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!

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    When many people are killed, they should be mourned and lamented. Those who are victorious in war should follow the rites of funerals.

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    When I'm dead I don't want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive.

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    When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.

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    When Malcolm X was assassinated I was working at the Apollo. They brought his body to the Unity Funeral Home, which was around the corner.

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    Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.

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    When you're at your own parents' funeral, when you're at somebody that you love's funeral, you realize how precious life is. And you say, "As long as I can walk and I'm healthy, there's always tomorrow.

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    With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage.

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    Yeah, like, when I look back on my life, I just remember back what happened in '74, or something. It seems like only the real good stuff comes to mind. I don't think of all the tragedies and all the funerals. That just doesn't come to mind at all. I guess I'm really blessed that way.

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    Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral.

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    When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.

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    You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.

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    You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.

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    You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.

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    A black suit always goes well at a funeral.

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    You attend the funeral, you bid the dead farewell. You grieve. Then you continue with your life. And at times the fact of her absence will hit you like a blow to the chest, and you will weep. But this will happen less and less as time goes on. She is dead. You are alive. So live.

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    You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really are. And when I see people actually facing it that way, I have to act like a sap.

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    After the funeral, my life changed. I felt as if time were suddenly precious, water going down an open drain, and I could not move quickly enough. No more playing music at half-empty night clubs. No more writing songs in my apartment, songs that no one would hear.